Iron Man 3. DO NOT READ. FULL OF SPOILERS.

So, I just watched Iron Man 3 in the theaters. IT WAS AMAZING. Just when everything in the trailer is never what it is. The Mandarin is a lazy-ass actor. Aldrich is the real villain. Tony Stark's armor is a bit fail-y. Why? It failed when Stark first put it on. It just dis-assembles when something hits it(what a sensitive armor!). When it gets hit by a truck, it dis-assembles. When it gets tripped over, it dis-assembles. What kind of armor izzat?


BEST FIGHT SCENE EVER:

Aldrich Killian vs. Tony Stark

Why? You fight a guy who regenerates, and brights up when it regenerates versus a guy who changes his armor when the armor he uses get trumped. When you imagine it, it's cool. Wait, it doesn't end there, There's still--

Iron Men vs. Extremis-injected People 

What? It's kinda cool. Imagine, people fight against A LOT OF ROBOTS(controlled by J.A.R.V.I.S.), izzat cool? It's not just normal people: IT'S GLOWING-WHEN-THEY-REGENERATE-EXTREMIS-INJECTED PEOPLE!

Pepper Potts vs. Aldrich Killian

Yes, Pepper has also injected the Extremis in her, c/o Aldrich Killian of AIM. What do Pepper use in beating him up? AN IRON MAN ARM. Yes, that's just what she uses and needs. Oh, and a pole. And in the end, she's still concerned about her harming Stark, isn't it love? *pukes his lunch in the bathroom* It's great.


SOME THING WE MIGHT RECONSIDER

Yes. Pepper Potts did suit up. Just as a mistake, Stark was supposed to wear his armor(which is beside Pepper at the time), but then the armor was sent to Pepper instead. So the bit in the trailer #2 where Iron Man saves a woman. That was Pepper in the armor. I'm serious. That's her.

No. There wasn't a Marvel superhero appearance in the plot of the film(the part that you will watch), but in the part that you won't watch *cough*the credits*cough* Bruce Banner has somehow appeared, being treated as the false doctor. Stark treats him as a Psychological doctor and told him the plot of the whole Iron Man 3 movie. Banner, if you have just listened carefully, you'll know the whole movie.

No. Tony Stark didn't inject himself the extremis virus. However, he did inject something that could make himself control the armor, all the armors, to be exact.

MOVIE MOMENTS

How Stark beats Killian up, for the moment, is by LETTING HIM WEAR THE ARMOR AND THEN LETTING HIM JARVIS SELF-DESTROY IT. He's that badass. He sacrificed his most-useless-fail-y armor into blowing it up.

Happy Hogan is now officially part of security at Stark industries. He shows off his badge like hey, "badge". He actually did it. And helped the rise of employee complaints by 300%. Nice working, Happy. You might consider it a compliment, anyways.

The different hologram of Killian, when you see it, you feel high in a weird way.

TREVOR SLATTERY. 'Nuff said.

Well, that's it. If you don't know what was I talking about, please do watch Iron Man 3. Thank you.











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